Smokey the Badass

Smokey the Badass is the replacement for the old 'Smokey the Bear'.

He has a hook for a leg and his Badassery is unmatched by other bears like Yogi and Winnie.

He urinates pure fire.

I'm badass.

You know who's badass? Smokey the Badass. He pisses fire on forest fires. 'Badass' fire beats fire.

by Xildra October 9, 2009

Smokey Blumpkin

A girl performing oral sex on a guy while he is taking a shit and smoking a joint.

Yo dude, I was at a party and that slut Martina, was all wasted and I was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a shit...and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!

by SkierGuy1979 May 4, 2010

Smokey

An African American boy who is told to “run away” by a man named Joesph

Joesph Joestar: nigerundayo Smokey!

by Silver13 March 25, 2019

smokey

Smokey is bar none the greatest character in movie history. Chris Tucker plays 'Smokey' in the 1995 classic Friday. If you haven't seen it go watch it.

Smokey: That's alright!!!! Don't worry about what the fuck I be doin!!!!

Smokey: I lef ma key!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Smokey: Alwys talkin shiiiiiiiiit

by hhhhheman July 17, 2007

Smokey and the Bandit

Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.

My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.

by Maynardspet April 9, 2015

Okey Smokey McSkiddly Doo

An adjective used to describe an awesome insurance program, such as Progressive's "name your own price."

Old man: "This is okey smokey mcskiddly doo!"

Flo: "That's great! I think..."

by CJOLL December 8, 2010

Smokey Clan

A small group of self-righteous Discord Raiders who like Star Wars and Ninjago. The typical Smokey Clan member's sense of humor is on par with an edgy Middle Schooler.

Person1: "Ugh, Smokey Clan tried to raid my server"
Person2: "Those morons again?"

by chunguslover69 January 13, 2021