Smeg for Brains

From the sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf.
Someone very stupid. A form of shit for brains. An insult.

"Hey, smeg for brains- get us another beer."

by Radclyffe November 08, 2003

Smeg peg

An unwashed penis.

'Dude I havn't washed in a week, Check out my smeg peg'

by \/\/3z August 04, 2008

smeg sandwhich

smeg collected in a container and spread on bread and eaten by the producer

ohh yeah give me a smeg sandwhich daddy

by paki_boy_123 November 22, 2017

smeg captain

The person with more smeg than anyone else in the immediate community.

Dude, your uncle doesn't just smell like smegma...he's the fucking smeg CAPTAIN.

by Ted, of Bill and Ted March 02, 2005

Bacon and Smegs

A tasty morning snack composed of both crispy bacon and smegma over easy

Hey man my dad just bought us some smegma want me to cook us up some bacon and smegs?

by Imbatman June 24, 2012

smeg head

similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.

Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!

by Kevin February 17, 2003

rave smeg

unknown composition gunge left on floor and shoes after rave/warehouse party - Raindance massive will remember

"back to mine for a chillout yea?" "mind the carpet u got rave smeg on your trainers"

by street smeg May 05, 2005