Gerry Smithson

Student who attends Cresskill Highschool, he squats on dildos, and often sucks them

Hey guys, i stole my aunts dildo last week and stuck it in my mouth

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Gerry Smithson

a person without a penis

Look! There goes a Gerry Smithson..

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

smather

To have personal information sold to advertisers without your consent or knowledge.

"Man, I just got this new Hotmail account, but in less than an hour, it's been smathered!"

by CmdrTaco is gay. June 24, 2004

smithson valley high school (texas)

a boring ass school full of fags

fag 1: what school ya go to blood
fag 2: smithson valley high school in texas full of boring ass busters who ride cowboy dick all day
fag 1: word? I heard everyone is on substances, that's why everybody is so boring
fag 2: I know that lame Jesus hates smithson valley high school (texas)

by drakesmom February 23, 2014

smath

Also known as Tetracologicalzemur, it is hard to come by as it requires several days alchemy. Common uses are for growing out of control African Violets, cleaning spitoons, and also paizzaer. Also can be used to summon pigeons, which will later be eaten by the hawks you summon.

These african violets are not nearly as out of control as they could be, plus I feel like feeding the hawks, better cook up some smath.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 28, 2010

smatherflag

owning or the art of owning something

youve just been smatherflaged

or

i just smatherflaged that noob

by cattank October 1, 2008

smashstick

A man who will let any bicth sit on his dick.

"I'm trying to fuck him, you think hes down?"
"Definitely! But he's a smashstick, you'll probably get the clap."

by capemay September 5, 2011