garage saling

The act of visiting multiple garage sales within a short period of time, usually within the morning to noon hours. Derived from the words "garage sale."

"Would you like to go garage saling tomorrow?"
"Only if you're driving!"

by Leitmotiv February 16, 2014

joseph stalin

Evil commie dick head, helped murder more people than Hitler. Estimated 20 million dead mostly Jews and political rivals.

fuck joseph stalin and his lenin sucking face.

by Too lazy for details November 15, 2007

Salinas swerve

A unexpected traffic manuver done in Salinas Calif. where as a driver swerves suddenly to avoid any large plastic bag in the streets out of fear of running over a body. This fear is substantiated by the high regard for human life seen in Salnas.

" god i did the wildest Salinas swerve today .. I am not running over some toddler on my way home..you just never know in Salinas.."

by MadelineB February 23, 2008

Salina

Booty booty booty. Salinas usually have big bootys. When you meet a salina she will be quiet at first but once you start talking she will never stop!! Salinas typically have brown or light blonde hair and big brown eyes. If you're friends with a salina she will always have your back but don't piss her off or you will feel her rath. Salinas take their job very seriously and are good at what they do. If you ever cross a salina make sure you say hi and introduce yourself

How did you not see salina? That bod has everyone looking her way

by Bootybootybooty July 8, 2014

You can never win against a smiling man

A stance one takes in an argument to smile, remain calm, collected and to focus on the argument's topic at hand without referring to falling back on snide remarks or insults of the opposing side.

During an argument, you sit back with a smile, keeping your cool and staying confident, picking your words carefully, even admitting defeat at certain points if the other is right.

Most of the time, the opposition will be backed into a corner after being at a loss for words for you being completely correct and unless they are a competitive person who refuses to admit defeat or that they are wrong (which most people are), then they will resort to other means of winning the argument, in which case they have lost regardless.

by Sek March 29, 2005

stalin

The man responsible for the most deaths caused worldwide. This is hardly recognized, and those he killed were his own people, and those from small, helpless countries he prior infested with communism.

Stalin, Mao, and Hitler, in that order have caused the most human deaths.

by Caius Justinas June 27, 2005

smiling bitch

A rude, nasty, verbally aggressive person (usually a woman but not always) who makes snide comments through a fake, neocortex smile.

Normal Person: I talked to someone at the baggage claim who said that they would have my bag ready within four hours.

Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.

Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?

Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.

by AYYFRON January 27, 2011