Slurped Up

Being drunk and or hammered to point where you're almost blacked out, but can still remember bits and pieces.
Slurped the state of being destroyed.

Last night my nigga john and I where rolling at this club and we got slurped up.
Me and my friends get slurped up on the weekends.

by Xcfirecraft June 5, 2019

The Slurpee

When a girl Takes a gulp of a Slurpee and holds it in 1 of 2 cheeks,and the guy will insert his dick into the girls mouth.after that she will release the slurpee from her mouth making the guys dick cold as shit.Also here's a challenge:Stick Your dick in a slurpee for as long as possible and record that time!

Guy:I got the slurpee from my gf last night and my dick is blue as hell

by DANK_WATERMELON_MEMES August 11, 2017

trap house slurpee

When 12 guys jizz in the same condom and the dirty trap house whore drinks it like a slurpee

Jenny is such a whore she totally had a trap house slurpee

by Jroc993 July 23, 2017

Jersey Slurpee

A threesome MFF, MFM, MMM when one male ejaculates into the anus of a participant and has the second participant take a slurpee fun straw, drink it out of the anus and snowball back into the third participants mouth.

I almost threw up watching a threesome perform the jersey slurpee, it must have been filmed in jersey.

by Anpu February 5, 2010

russian slurpee

1. While a woman has her period, bleeding, a partner "goes down" on her, and sips on her vaginal juices, whatever they may be at the time.

"Three apple teenies later on a hot night in mexico, and you'll do anything. Hell, i even had a russian slurpee... What a mess."

by Detroyt July 6, 2008

Slurpees

Herpes acquired from oral sex. Derived from herpes.

I heard he got slurpees from that loose cheerleader. Good for him.

by Fitz Fitzgerald November 19, 2007

slurpee slut

Female 7-11 employees who like to date police officers. Usually they woo them with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.

He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.

by Michele F. September 19, 2008