slowtionship

Taking things slow. REALLY slow.

Person X and Y are friends. In a month or two, they start going out. A month or two later, they starting holding hands. Slowtionship.

by ss.puppyluv December 8, 2010

SlowTimer

A slow senior citizen driver, generally in an automobile going under the posted speed limit, in your way.

"Get out of the way old timer, I mean SlowTimer."

by Donnyboy April 14, 2007

slowdive

the band that only super-mega virgins listen to.

Normal Person: "Hey what're you listening to?"
Virgin: "I'm listening to Souvlaki by Slowdive."
Normal Person: "You must have no friends!"

by jopun March 6, 2022

slowbie

Put simply, a slow person/thing/The Cheat. Used in the same way as newbie. Often used in regards to someone who takes too long to paint a mural on a fence, esp. in Strong Badia.

"...and hopefully by then, The Cheat will have finally succeeded in finishing that mural I asked him to paint on the fence. Like a YEAR ago. Slowbie."

by Me, who else?! September 26, 2003

slowie

a person who is slow, a blond, someone who never gets a joke or any thing for that matter, unless explained numerous amouts of times.

smart person: knock knock
slowie: umm whos there?
smart: whyyoucryin
slowie: whyyoucryin who?
smart: no really why you cryin?
slowie: uhhhh i dont get it
smart: uggg slowie!

by Erin silva July 26, 2006

slowbie

A really slow player who spends way too long looking for his ball in the woods when everybody knows it's lost but noooo slowbie thinks he'll find it and he's gonna keep looking until he does.

Les, you are slow as shit.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Sloofing

New sport in which you combine the main elements of all sports, but never really finding the common denominator between the barrells.

I went sloofing today, it was rough.

by HoogieDowser August 5, 2011