slowmovaru

Slow moving Subaru (usually driven by some tree hugging hippy with no place he or she needs to be) that you are stuck behind while in a hurry to get somewhere.

God dam hippy, get your slowmovaru the fuck out of my way!

by Methodical March 31, 2015

Slowbroing

A girl blows you while you slowly play your saxophone.

Robert was slowbroing all night long.

by Kon Artist November 18, 2014

Slowiosis

You are slooooow!!

Invention by Cesar Leija in 8 pd.

Example of slowiosis:Judith

by Slow.judith March 8, 2019

Slowbats

An act of playing Pokémon Showdown very slowly due to external reasons or just two slow players playing against each other.

* Person A looks at Person B *
Person B: Slowbats?

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Slowball

The 0.25x speed gamemode version of Haxball where you have about 7 years to react to moves.
Fantastic for fantastically mediocre players.

user 1: skullie's the greatest slowball player of all time
user 2: alal mon visage

by notskull99 June 26, 2021

slobbog

when you sleep on a limb wrong and it hurts like crazy

“dude i slept bad on my arm”
“aah you slobbogged”
“what”

by gosh jxndkeowksjs December 20, 2021

slobotomy

1. a mix of the words “slob” and “lobotomy” — with lobotomy being a substitute for “head”

— note : “slob” is taken from the common phrase “slob on my knob” (do oral on my dick)
2. really good head (fellatio, oral, etc.)

1a. that bitch gave me a crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
1b. that bitch gave me crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
2. after that slobotomy w/ the prostitute i paid for w/ my moms life insurance my dick is itching !!

by naims<3 March 22, 2023