Sloppy Joe

When a person(male or female) takes a shit on your cock and then fuck with the shit all over your dick

"Last night was great!" "Jimmy gave me a sloppy joe and we had fun for hours!"

by Peter B. Stiff January 23, 2009

Sloppy Joe

When you go to hook up with a guy and instead of kissing him you make a hysterical move to lick his face and make wierd noises with your mouth and tongue. All in the hopes of scaring the guy away.

Hey! So I heard you gave Nate the sloppy joe?
Yeah. I think I was his first kiss.

by The Sloppy Joe Master March 26, 2010

Sloppy Joe

This is to graphic to describe, but it involves the leftover fluid from a texas chili bowl, a possum (dead or alive), a wooden dildo, your schools lunch ladys, and a german dominatrix. The result is the "meat" found in your schools sloppy joes

Lunchlady: who wants some sloppy joes.. I made them extra sloppy for yous kids, cause i know yous likes em sloppy. hahahaha

by JDubz October 23, 2006

The Sloppy Joe

When a guy takes a shit right in between a girls ass crack, then he fucks her.

A woman moaned as she felt the sloppy joe coming for her backside.

by Seanzo (305 Click) November 15, 2006

sloppy joe

To suck the loose stool out of one's anus.

There was no toilet available, so he asked her to give him a sloppy joe.

by Rob Marconi August 25, 2007

sloppy joe

when a guy recieves falatio from a female, he thrusts her head downward on his penis forcing her to throw up all over you.

Aw man! i was getting blown by michele and she gave me a sloppy joe

by alex[tptf] March 05, 2008

Sloppy Joe

When two girls are scissoring and their beef touches

Guy: You think those two girls got their sloppy joe on last night?
Guy 2:They're roommates, those beefs were touchin all night.

by cunt burger 2 January 25, 2011