slipknot is a band that is not metal and fucking sucks. they have way too much people in the band. THEY ARE NOT THRASH. true thrash is slayer, old metallica and testament. not this gothic wannabe bullshit.
by jake brooks February 24, 2008
One of the greatest bands in existence. Songs like Wait and Bleed, Duality, Heretic Anthem, have changed the world.
by Dylan (Did you doubt it?) September 01, 2004
Plastic and worthless 9 member nu metal band from Des Moines, Iowa. Completely fake, followed almost entirely by a mainstream audience of stupid mallgoths that thing they are hardcore. Known for wearing masks on stage, an idea stolen from GWAR and Mushroomhead in an attempt to look as scary as possible, and they end up looking dumb. Known for an "energetic" live performance which consists entirely of more than 9 people on stage, only 3 playing, a fog machine or two, and a couple of people running around beating on random instruments like retards. They sing really badly written songs about depression that are sure to be up any emo kid's alley. Also well known for their drummer Joey Jordinson, who likes to go backstage after shows filled with 12 year olds and screw the girls, potentially the most overrated drummer ever. Only 3-5 members of the band ever do anything, and their sound could easily be pulled off by just 3 or 4. And finally, as Roadrunner Records (worst company ever) biggest bitches, they allow Roadrunner to control them entirely, producing and owning all their own music, giving them no say in how their band is run.
Slipknot is the worst band ever in my opinion, down there with Korn, Mudvayne, Otep, Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, hell really any other nu metal and emo band.
by doom_Forever May 21, 2006
A group of like 13 no-talent assclowns who think they're hardcore. Their "music" sucks and blows. No, screaming and yelling is not music. The shitty, down-tuned nu metal sound is simply absurd. The strings are down so low they are virtually hanging off the neck, leaving a woolly, indistinct barrage of black noise, which is garbage.
by Spartans! November 09, 2004
Slipknow- Smer bla der fuck be bo monage balg...
Bloke1- Was there somat about a cat in there?
Bloke2- Fucked if i know, there crap why are we listing to them?
Bloke1- Was there somat about a cat in there?
Bloke2- Fucked if i know, there crap why are we listing to them?
by Grigori April 10, 2004
Talented as they maybe together they sound shit. Mainly listened to by "teenie boppers" who havn't grown to appreciate good music (such as slayer ETC).
Have a fan bas who refer to them self as "maggots"....thats just how lame it really is.
Have a fan bas who refer to them self as "maggots"....thats just how lame it really is.
by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 05, 2006
A band. An extremely overrated band at that. The fans, or so they call themselves 'maggots' are highly stupid, and they lack in knowledge of metal.
Emo: Slipknot are fucking hardcore!
Metalhead: Dude. They suck, so shut the fuck up.
Emo: Noway! Joey is the bestest fastest drummer ever!
Metalhead: Die.
Metalhead: Dude. They suck, so shut the fuck up.
Emo: Noway! Joey is the bestest fastest drummer ever!
Metalhead: Die.
by Saikosis August 19, 2007