Serving Up Gems

When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.

He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

Serving cock

The masculine equivalent of serving cunt but for the fuckin lads.
It’s a mind set.

* bro walks In looking dapper as hell*
* other bro* “ damn dawg your serving cock”

by Pawg Daddy May 10, 2023

Summertime Swerving

This is when Spring/Summer weather begins to start and people start to drive with there windows down, sunroofs open, tops down(convertible) or even drive motorcycles. They also like to have there music loud so that everyone can hear.

Hey, you see that car with its window's down and its system up?", "yea, what about it?". "They Summertime Swerving."

by JCR237 March 4, 2011

Story Swerving

When someone's telling a story and lies, and then gets called out. The liar then proceeds to backtrack, change the story, and lie some more to fit the new narrative

This guy was telling me the biggest lie, and when I called him out on it, he totally denied it, changed the story too! The Story Swerving was unreal, I think I got whiplash

by inner ninja June 18, 2016

Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.

Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.

by Meltör September 1, 2019

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

Serving cunt

Saying something is amazing or fantastic. Used similarly as saying someone or something is sexy mostly just used for women e.g joy, seulgi, jennie, boa, chungha, hyuna, ningning

Hyuna is serving cunt in this photoshoot

by Qwertgsla December 1, 2022