slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008

slamming drawers

Another way to say "having rough sex"

Last night we were slamming drawers!

by TC100 July 5, 2011

Slaying Honeys

1*
To conquer a Honey.

2*
To move from the long revered "Friend Zone" to the main man (boyfriend)

3*
coitus

Dude, at that party last night we were slaying honeys.

by Boston oak February 6, 2015

Slamming The Balloon

Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.

"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"

by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018

randall guide to slaying

The Randall Guide to Slaying:
A three step process to nail a boy/girl

S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck

*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*

"That Randall Guide to Slaying is money for picking up chicks"

by 4044life2 February 2, 2014

slaying

when a man/woman goes on a conquest to have as much sex as possible with as many people as possible

Hey man. What you on tonight?

Gonna go slaying!

by Naldoman19 April 19, 2011

Slamming

The action of violently penetrating a vagina with your penis. So violent that it is heard by neighbours and passers by.

Jemma: *Yawn*
John: Why are u so tired?
Jemma: Ah i was kept up all night by Connor slamming Katie.

by Slamster May 27, 2010