the slippery magician

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her

She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.

by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006

slapperchief

Another, more prestigious word for slutrag used by upper class sluts.

"hey chantelle can i use your slutrag?"

"its actually a slapperchief thanks amanda, that was so demeaning, im not just any old slut you know, im a cremorne slut, a mosman slag and a north shore whorebag!"

by storkman February 28, 2008

slippery slalom

Noun. Verb. Girl lays down on her side, and lifts up one leg. The guy rubs lube all over the leg still on the ground and the "fuzzy taco." After the girl is all slippery, the guy straddles the girl's leg and takes hold of the arm that is pointing up in the air.

I didn't want to eat her out, so I got some lube and did the slippery slalom.

by Butch & Tyler May 14, 2009

slippery tip

When a bitch cant fit the whole dick in her mouf so she just tounge tickles the tip

I was gonna get some head from this chick but she couldn't fit most of the dick in her mouf so I settled for some slippery tip

by Put that back boi June 20, 2018

Norwegian Donk Slapper

Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.

Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."

by Bailmom November 6, 2011

Slippery Disney

recieving an oily hanjob while watching Mary Poppins

I got a slippery disney from this chick at my house, while babysitting 5 year olds.

by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006

Booth Slapper

Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.

She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.

Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"

by Uncle Des July 18, 2009