Sanford, North Carolina

Sanford North Carolina is a town you’ve probably passed through to get to either Raleigh, Southern Pines, or Fayetteville. If you’re a local teen there, your exciting saturday night consists of going to walmart to literally just walk around, go to one of the 3 mcdonalds within the same 5 mile vicinity, or going to smoke weed in the kiwanis park parking lot. you’ll find plenty of mexicans and inbreds while in sanford. the local hipsters like to drink shitty coffee at karmas and take aesthetic pictures in depot park. the rednecks can be found in the kendale parking lot smoking weed, cigarettes, and revving up their trucks for no reason. fine dining in sanford is either elizabeth’s or san felipe. lee senior is the bigger highschool with all the gay kids and theatre nerds and ghetto kids. southern lee is full of inbreds and privileged white kids from west lee county.

“Where can I find some real life cousin fuckers?”

“Sanford, North Carolina.”

by ihatesanford May 15, 2018

Slafter

A word used to describe violent or uncontrolable laughter. It may include gasping, drooling, snorting, or clutching of the torso.

Haley slaftered so much she drooled over her books.
The slaftering was so contagious people became horrendously hysterical.
The joke was so funny I slaftered almost a day afterwards at the thought of it.

by Mike the leopard May 3, 2010

Sanfrancisco Sunlight

The act of jamming pop rocks down your urethra and and having them pop when you cum.

Jonny. Last night I decided to get freaky with Stephanie and I did a sanfrancisco sunlight with her and now my dick hurts so badly.

by SWfan27 May 29, 2017

Sanfos

Sanfos is a cool person who is pretty cool

I think Sanfos is cool.
i agree

by nosoyaren April 4, 2021

Slanagan

Slanagan, it is a word that describes many things. I eat "slanagan" for breakfast. I think the ride is so. "slanagan." It describes many things... It's your choice.

I like slanagan, it's my favorite food.

I think the ride is so slanagan.

by SlanaganMan69420 November 10, 2022

gunna slander

When somebody compares gunna and food. Usually on his social media pages when he is most likely doing nothing, Ex: his new music video, the comments were mostly saying he ate his surroundings

“Hey, you seen gunna’s new TikTok?”

“Yeah bro, he ate one of his diamonds”
“He eating his car next.”
“Love the gunna slander..’

by Iliketolaugh October 9, 2020

Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)

After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.

by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009