multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines April 24, 2007

Office Slacker

A workmate who spends most of the week on the internet while neglecting actual work, or relying on co-workers to pick up the slack. Often seen rushing around in a frenzy at 4.45pm Friday afternoons in an attempt to get all neglected work done before pub time.

"how can he be so busy at 5 mins to pub time?"

"well he is the office slacker"

by OfficeSlackerest December 1, 2003

Power Slacker

One who slacks, or is lazy, in all things-- but with emphasis and or renewed vigor

Gerald R. Ford (former president of The United States): He never ran for the office not even Vice-President and now he get's his own presidential library-- bastard!

Homer J. Simpson: He's not even a real person!

Canada: Need I say more?

You want more? Then log onto my web site 'Power Slacker Magazine (Online)' at http//:www.powerslack.com, or just type 'power slacker' and get a Google search result.

by Paulie 'World' Church December 7, 2003

multi-slacker

You know a multi-tasker is one who can drive, smoke, jerk-off, talk on the cell phone and pick his nose all at the same time. Well a multi slacker is one who has laundry pending, missing homework, assignments past due, messy room and all last week's mail unopened. This and more ofcourse!

Dude, I have a Chemistry assignment due tomorrow, a math quiz to take in the tsting center because i missed it, I have no clean clothes, can't find my pay check and I locked my car keys in the car.

Word dude, you are just a multi-slacker.

by Julius Glass March 21, 2006

aggressive slacker

when you slack aggressively....and not passively.

I am more of an aggressive slacker than a passive slacker...
There is no concrete example of what an aggressive slacker

by Tam11111 July 22, 2006

Total Slacker

1. A slacker who has the extraordinary ability to procrastinate the most simple of tasks and do a below average job on important assignments; usually a college student who is entering second year in college with the credits of a freshman

2. In china it is called a Szeto
3 .In Japan it is called a Kodama
4. When in presence of a jew it is refered to as a Kaufman

1. Phill: Hey Ryo! Have you studied for the bio test yet?
Respone: Oh shit! We have a bio test? I haven't gone to class or done any of the homework, you think I will be alright?
Phill: dude, your a total slacker
Ryo: shut the fuck up

2. Your a god damn Szeto you lazy son of a bitch!
3. Who the fuck do you think you are never doing any of your shit your a fucking Kodama! Your never going to graduate
4. God damn man! You never do any of your work! You’re a god damn kaufman!

by Phillip Kaufman June 13, 2006

Slacker G2

Devices used by homosexuals to induce long periods of pleasure.

My boyfriend doesn't do it properly in the anal cavity and so I have to resort to a Slacker G2.

by BigDawg2353 February 24, 2009