spread the cheese

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.

Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."

by Tetay October 21, 2006

Ghetto Spread

It's like a charcuterie board, but much lower class. instead of nice cheese and curated meats, deli ham and craft singles

"Man, I heard the Wilsons down the street had a real ghetto spread this year, didn't know they were on such hard times."

by Delphian44 December 16, 2020

lamb spread

A strain of marijuana sold in Harlem (and likely elsewhere in NYC) that looks like brownish schwag but gets you crazy high. Quite possibly laced with PCP.

"Dude, should we get lamb spread or chocolate?"

"Fuck that, let's just get delivery -- I don't feel like tripping my ass off on whatever's in that; I've got a paper due tomorrow."

by 830clik May 28, 2008

Spreadneck

A term for the lower IQ individuals who believe the covid vaccine is made up and continue to spread the disease.

Damn there’s Chris, sitting there unvaccinated with his trump flag, what a spreadneck

by Honkeyykong July 29, 2021

spread eagle

When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half.

When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed.

by steve May 9, 2003

Spreadshat

It takes too long to say "I was working on a spreadsheet all day" so at work we say "I spreadshat all day." It also can be conjugated as "I'm going back to spreadshatting" "We spreadshit for a living" and "Were you just spreadsharting?"

"I'm going back to my desk to spreadshat."

by AnonymousMI January 19, 2009

Spread My Mulch

The act of homosexual erotic activities with a group of 3 or more males. Typically hosted by a balding male with an unusually long torso. The event usually involves much anal play with the addition of glitter and various wooden butt plugs. The event is then ended with a pizza and beer celebration with the possibility of a round of golf.

The weather is going to be nice this weekend! I'm seeking a foursome for some weekend fun; help spread my mulch Saturday that will include pizza and beer. I will then be open to play a little golf Sunday (or potentially Saturday afternoon if we start early and finish early). You can't pass up this tremendous opportunity! Who's in?

by mikee8983 March 23, 2017