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Mini skirt

Much like the length requirement of a college paper. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep things interesting.
Whoops, there went a breeze. My paper went flying. So did your mini skirt.
by .JuDgE. September 22, 2009
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Pencil Skirt

A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.
Damn did you see that ass?! She looks so good in that pencil skirt!
by usis December 25, 2009
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Gut-skirt

The effeminate , fat apron often seen dangling from the mid-section of a shapeless man.
Lift your gut-skirt and pull up your panties, girlie-man!
by The Embellisher April 29, 2015
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job skirt

A skirt with a front fly paired with a button or snap, belt loops, and front or back pockets, resembling a typical pair of pants.

Named as such because they are frequently worn to work by women working in positions held mostly by women, as opposed to other types of skirts that are worn in occupations held by a lot of men.

Most jean skirts are job skirts.
She just loves to wear job skirts.
by Bed time March 22, 2010
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mini skirt

a magical device used by girls to make men stupid
MAN: That's an awsome mini skirt you've got on there
GIRL: Get me a Coke
MAN: Sure thing!
by GrenadeJumper September 7, 2008
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greyhound skirt

a very short skirt - so called because it's an inch from the hair(hare)
by Fryster August 12, 2003
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duck Skirt

A very short skirt, really close to the crotch.
A duck skirt is a skirt so short you can almost see her quack.
by MetalGuru February 13, 2007
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