Skidmark

The mark of a no good pedophile that probably fucks dogs and cums in socks

that jackson guy over there’s a real skidmark

by Shaft Mahone March 30, 2023

skidmark moore

when someone poops themselves then plays a sport with the shit in there pants

Hes a skidmark moore!

by Jaydon mossgogg October 27, 2025

Orange Skidmark

A colloquial term used to affectionately describe the 45th President of the United States.

I was stuck in an elevator one time with the Orange Skidmark, man was that a ripe trip in hell.

by Phenakism December 26, 2023

Psychic Skidmarks

Damage to your psyche caused by an unusually large brain fart.

Bob forgot to get Betty Sue a present for her birthday and now he has to deal with the psychic skidmarks.

Bob was in bed with Betty Sue and he called her 'Raymundo' at the height of passion. He's been dealing with the psychic skidmarks ever since.

by thaitied December 31, 2008

Alexander Skidmark Hearn

In love with Chase Hughes and balling up undies and throwing inside of the Curiosity Center bathroom. Has an extremely attractive MUCK MUCK and loves playing guitar horribly

Look at Alexander Skidmark Hearn he's throwing his poopy undies into the bathroom again

by Pioplaop November 18, 2024