skit skat

1.A small yet helpful creature(uaually assumed to be a friend)used to dump on so as to make one feel better about their own meaningless exsitance 2. My new "Cali" name

Your not my friend your my skit skat.

by Rachel February 8, 2003

Skat Fap

Rubbin' one out while pinching a loaf. Chokin' the chicken while releasing the brown shark.

I was so bored while taking a shit, I actually jerked off! Skat Fap FTW!

by Master of Fartjitsu November 15, 2010

mo mo skat

An old dried up cunt with no visible means of support.

That mo mo skat don' scammed my stepfather out of his house.

by poopystack June 24, 2006

Spat smack & skat

This is when a man is having sex with a woman (hitting it from behind) and cannot cum. So you decide to spit on her ass so she thinks you came, but then she here’s you working up the spit and turns around, so then you spit in her face, the smack the spit into her face, then leave quickly with your hands up and your pants pulled down

I didn’t realize this bitch had such a loose pussy so I had to hit her with the “spat smack & skat.”- when you use your spit and masculinity to disorient her.

by Private pile November 1, 2020

skit skat skadoodle skee

A fun way to ask your partner to have sex while keeping it fresh and flirty.

"Skit skat skadoodle skee, do you want to penetrate me?"
"They are going to skit skat"
"Wow, I can't wait to get skit skat skadoodled by my man tonight"

"Skit skat skadoodle skoo, I want to penetrate you."

by smathe December 13, 2018

Skeet Skat Two Cats And A Bat!

A phrase, much like the f-word which can replace nouns, verbs, or other sentence parts.

DUDE, I just got a Wii!

Well than, skeet skat two cats and a bat!

by Char9 June 18, 2007

Skat

The act of someone in “skat” mode is when you see a person like “William Hulett” asleep or in other words “skattered out”! It can also be used for an individual who is always got 100 things going on and never gets anything accomplished, kinda like the people on hardcore drugs!!!

“Johnny was a skat in elementary school, high school, and I’ll be Dang if he wasn’t a skat his whole dang life!”

“William was a skat under his truck for 10 hours, we thought he was fixing the dang thing, come to find out, he was asleep, we all thought, what in tardnation.”

There are many ways to spot a “skat” or “skatterbug”, just head towards the sand ridge and you’ll find many of them!

~anonymous

by Olbcyhj September 25, 2023