skit skat

1.A small yet helpful creature(uaually assumed to be a friend)used to dump on so as to make one feel better about their own meaningless exsitance 2. My new "Cali" name

Your not my friend your my skit skat.

by Rachel February 8, 2003

Skat Fap

Rubbin' one out while pinching a loaf. Chokin' the chicken while releasing the brown shark.

I was so bored while taking a shit, I actually jerked off! Skat Fap FTW!

by Master of Fartjitsu November 15, 2010

mo mo skat

An old dried up cunt with no visible means of support.

That mo mo skat don' scammed my stepfather out of his house.

by poopystack June 24, 2006

Spat smack & skat

This is when a man is having sex with a woman (hitting it from behind) and cannot cum. So you decide to spit on her ass so she thinks you came, but then she here’s you working up the spit and turns around, so then you spit in her face, the smack the spit into her face, then leave quickly with your hands up and your pants pulled down

I didn’t realize this bitch had such a loose pussy so I had to hit her with the “spat smack & skat.”- when you use your spit and masculinity to disorient her.

by Private pile November 1, 2020

skit skat skadoodle skee

A fun way to ask your partner to have sex while keeping it fresh and flirty.

"Skit skat skadoodle skee, do you want to penetrate me?"
"They are going to skit skat"
"Wow, I can't wait to get skit skat skadoodled by my man tonight"

"Skit skat skadoodle skoo, I want to penetrate you."

by smathe December 13, 2018

Skeet Skat Two Cats And A Bat!

A phrase, much like the f-word which can replace nouns, verbs, or other sentence parts.

DUDE, I just got a Wii!

Well than, skeet skat two cats and a bat!

by Char9 June 18, 2007

Skat

This word stands for skinny fat is a way to describe people that are skinny but not a natural ways like they lose it with ozempic or similar methods for weight loss injections or pills . It's used to describe someone that is disproportionate in body figure because they lost weight and unnatural means so they would described as skat, which means skinny fat because they are still fat.

She might look like she's skinny but she's actually skat, she could blow up if she gets off the shot 💉. be careful if you go to eat with Tommy because they'll eat them nachos because he's skat , she has emotional body dysmorphia because she is Skat. The doctor told me the shot will make me look kinda skat

by ThighShot April 28, 2025