Silver Sword

Old mans penis. Old man who takes viagra all the time

After grandpa went to the pharmacy for the little blue pill he wielded his silver sword

by Wolfballz April 17, 2020

Silver Shits

The loose change that falls from ones pockets while in a reclined position. Poor people usually only take a single silver shit or one consisting mainly of pennies. This is refered to as a "copper shit" or a "poor man's shit."

I found $9 in silver shits in my couch.

by englishhotpocketmaster July 7, 2011

Silver Springs

A small town in the desert of Nevada, citizens of Silver Springs are often missing teeth, know little of the outside world, and deny the existence of science. However, this may also be blamed by the unhealthy combination of Jack Daniels, Slim Jims and Mormanism, known as the "Nevada Trinity." Every homes abandoned pickup truck must have the tires removed and be contained at least 51% inside the chain link fence. Pitt Bulls are forbidden to be spayed or neutered and may not be chained or kept inside the chain link fence. Silver Springs ranks first in the state of Nevada for Domestic Violence, DUI Arrests and Incest. The average age of conception is 15.58 years or age. The Median income is $10,613.59 (the maximum annual unemployment benefit paid for by the state of Nevada.) The whole place is full of sagebrush, 10 square miles of sagebrush and prostitutes. You can also find mentally (and physically) retarded tourists (counting as fauna) who've been sent there by mistake and think they're at Disneyland. Silver Springs also ranks
#1 for most hookers.
#1 for most meth usage.
#1 for most Californian escapees in the past 3 decades
#1 for most most STD's per square mile (#2 is New Jersey)
#4 for most freaky-type people( who migrate to Bay to Breakers in California once a year).
#2 for being 38th on SAT scores.
#1 for the quickest time to be wedded (or divorced).
#50 for cost of real estate housing after real estate bubble burst.
#666 (or 13) for being Sodom and Gomorrah.

Friend 1: "Did you go to that party in Silver Springs?"
Friend 2: "No, what happened"
Friend 1: " I guess the math teacher from the highschool got caught with a sophomore"
Friend 2: "Again!!"

by WP2316NOFTW December 27, 2010

silver stallions

a group of best friends

Who are they?
~Dude, those are silver stallions

Did you hear that Ally, Kelsi, and Het are silver stallions?
~No way! I didn't know they were that close.

by chipotlerus December 21, 2010

silver star

a lesbian who has had sex with only one man but wasn't aroused at all. usually when they found out they were in fact lesbian due to the lack of arousal. similar to a gold star.

Tina's a silver star lesbian. She was only with a man once and she knew right then that she was lesbian because she didn't get aroused from it at all.

by ashleyashleybobashley January 4, 2009

Silver Stream Public School

none of the students at this school know how to have a social life??? all these asians are obsessed with math and shit. there are only two somewhat relevant non-asians. the teachers dont know how to teach and have orange and pink skin!!

Jim: I heard you go to silver stream public school
Student: Yeah it sucks, my teacher’s skin is orange oof

by ajajajwiahauwowbeiwjswiaja April 23, 2019

Silver Sacker

One who possesses the desire and carnal need to have intercourse with ridiculously old people.

Ingrid: "I sure like that new choir director, but he sure does seem to get excited when I give him a hug."
Ethel: "You'd better watch out: I hear he's a Silver Sacker!"

by Dogs.Breakfast May 2, 2016