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Swerm Swiggler

1) A mildly erect penis, caused by the excessive consumption of alcohol

2) A worm-like swiggly cock that is 15% hard
Q: You take her down last night?
A: No man, I had a swerm swiggler

Guy: Oh man, I drank way too much last night. She had to blow me for 20 minutes before my swerm swiggler got hard enough to fuck her
by DermIsTheSwerm March 17, 2009
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shwerking

I ate burritos for dinner before i went to da club last night and i couldnt stop shwerking.
by TurtleLovin April 11, 2014
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Shermota

daat gurl is a fuckin shermota!
by Mopsa February 28, 2009
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shlerminate

When one or more men cum in a women's hair, and use the cum as gel to style/spike the women's hair into a mohawk
Adam : Hey, I heard Kevin's Mom got a mohawk?
Brett: No, that was just me shlerminating her hair into a shlermhawk.
Kevin: Fuck you guys, You don't know how to shlerminate!
by BrettPes October 22, 2008
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Sherman tank top

A slang term for a ballistic vest. It is referring to the WW II tank M4 Sherman.
That bar is the kind of place the cops don't come in unless they wear a Sherman tank top.
by CptAhab February 22, 2012
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shermal

Leader.
The head of individuals.
A captain of men.
A people's person.
Numero uno de gringos.
The voice of a nation.
I see a shermal over there

He's a shermal

Is that person shermaling?

Did she just shermaled that task?

Jack is shermaler than Rose.
by ladadidadiweliketoparty October 8, 2013
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Shwerk

verb (used without object)

A proposed devolutionary stage of Twerking wherein the object is to gyrate until the feces flops up out of one's anus and onto the small of the back, similar to a pancake in a frying pan; associated with the conjectured devolution of dance into public displays of defecation and/or "monkey-sex," associated with the decline of Hip Hop and the dumbing down of America.

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Gerund: Shwerking, Slang Gerund: Shwerkin,'
Yo, Suzzette just shwerked a stank-steak up onto her stamp-tramp.
by zaezl November 15, 2013
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