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Shady Sands Shuffle

Noun: A deadly assassination move perfected by Argyle the Ghoul, stalwart manservant of Herbert Daring Dashwood, of Fallout 3 fame. The move consists of sneaking up on an unsuspecting enemy and, rather than stealing from them, giving them something of yours. Usually a live explosive device. Hilarity ensues.
I just got the Psychotic Prankster achievement for successfully performing a Shady Sands Shuffle!

Pants exploded: 1
by BlaxMyth December 5, 2009
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stuff happens

A phrase used by all to justify various kinds of strange occurrences. Used when the phrase "shit happens" isn't quite appropriate.
teacher: "your car caught and fire and your homework got burned??"

student: "yeah, well, stuff happens"
by db2838 July 6, 2010
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Shuffuck

A phenomenon that takes place in a club or party. The phenomenon starts when shuffle music, for example "Party Rock", gets played and then everyone in the vicinity with the inability to shuffle proceeds to kick madly everywhere, causing embarrassment, pain and emotional hilarity.
"Dude, what happened to your leg?"
"I went to that club last night, it was a total shuffuck"

"That guy is a shuffucker"
"How do you know?"
"His shoe hit my face"
by Banzboy02 December 20, 2011
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Shuffles deck, draws card

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.
by MJM1985 April 4, 2020
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black stuff

Any black coloured beer (stout)(guinness)
Hello mate can i have a pint of the black stuff (guinness) please
by Josh Wood July 6, 2007
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rape shuffle

The rape shuffle is aptly named from the movement often done by a rapist in movies when attempting to rape a man or woman from behind. The man will come up behind the victim and put his feet between the victims feet and shuffle them outward in an attempt to spread the victims legs apart pre-insertion

1. The shuffling movement a rapist does with his feet to spread apart a man or woman's feet in order to rape her. (See bates motel episode 1 with keith summers and Norma in the kitchen for a prime example)

Usage me: "Oh shit here comes that rape shuffle!" Bystanders "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

2. An amazing dance move often accompanied by awkward hip thrusts and pulling motions with your hands. This dance move typically gets the performer laid and renders the need to perform an actual rape shuffle on a victim unnecessary.

Usage: "did you see that guy rape shuffling all over the dance floor last night?"

"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"
"Is it wrong that my favorite part is when he does the rape shuffle to get her legs apart"

"Did you see that guy rape shufflle all over the dance floor last night?"

"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"
by Imma Jonster December 12, 2016
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Cape cod stuffie

When you are whispering the play by play from a Red Sox game to a naked girl while simultaneously sprinkling Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter on her with the intention of giving her a Cleveland Steamer later.
Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster
by Falmouth FAIL Mouth August 4, 2017
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