General-purpose tool used by Doctor Who to open, lock, track, trace, and do just about anything you would expect a small handheld SF device to do.
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On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."
"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."
"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."
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This is an adjective used for people who are low on XP and struggle comprehending simple stuff, such as 'Drew2Wavy'. Usually an insult and shouldn't be taken lightly, personally id scrap them if they called me a chewed screwdriver.
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Exemplified by the character of Agar in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery"
Exemplified by the character of Agar in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery"
Pierce: "I'm thinking of something bigger."
Agar: "With wax...on the fly?"
Pierce: "Mmm-hmm"
Agar: "Well then, I'm your man. I'm the bloody fastest screwsman you'll ever see."
Pierce: "So I heard"
Agar: "With wax...on the fly?"
Pierce: "Mmm-hmm"
Agar: "Well then, I'm your man. I'm the bloody fastest screwsman you'll ever see."
Pierce: "So I heard"
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Get the Screwsman mug.What you say to your cellmates in central booking when they explain to you why they don't belong there. I recommend you rehearse these words because they can keep you from getting your ass kicked if you ever get arrested.
Really scary woman: He was the one pulling on my hair but the only reason they arrested me was 'cause he looked worse than me after I busted him in the head with that fire hydrant.
Me (meekly): You got screwed.
Me (meekly): You got screwed.
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Get the You got screwed. mug.Shrewcrew is a group of boys who hangout in the small suberb outside of St. Louis, called Shrewsbury. It’s a banger town with one top-of-the-foodchain squad, the Shrewcrew. These boys began their journey in elementary school but really came together in middle and high school.
In October of 2016 a Youtube account under the name Shrewcrew was made to document the adventures of the famous boys of Shrewcrew. The account is still thriving today, however where the Shrewcrew has really stepped up their internet fame game is on Instagram. Just last November they made an account, @shrewcrew_ , where they post daily updates, memes and hilarious videos of the shenanigans they get into.
Most everyone is the St. Louis area knows of the Shrewcrew and enjoys their exciting social media accounts.
In October of 2016 a Youtube account under the name Shrewcrew was made to document the adventures of the famous boys of Shrewcrew. The account is still thriving today, however where the Shrewcrew has really stepped up their internet fame game is on Instagram. Just last November they made an account, @shrewcrew_ , where they post daily updates, memes and hilarious videos of the shenanigans they get into.
Most everyone is the St. Louis area knows of the Shrewcrew and enjoys their exciting social media accounts.
“Hey there’s the Shrewcrew now! I must get a bite of their big juicy cocks!”
“Why don’t you just dm them on Instagram on their account, @shrewcrew_”
“Why don’t you just dm them on Instagram on their account, @shrewcrew_”
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