shploingus

The sound made when slapping your younger brother on the arm

I like slapping my brother so I can hear his shploingus

by Flofy December 14, 2024

Shlooning

Wondering through the city and maybe going to a museum in a potentially cloudy and rainy climate

I'm going shlooning today with ege.

by Kristi's July 31, 2025

SPLOONER

It means dick/cock/penis/weiner/schlong/twittleStick

"I am male I have a SPLOONER"

by CRONGLE December 29, 2025

Chaink Sploon

Going a long time without masturbating, then overloading on ejaculation.

I went a full week and didn't jerk it once, but then tonight, I Chaink Splooned

by Uncle Sally April 1, 2017

Goonk Shaloonk

a phrase to describe any instance where you get brutally, royally, and absolutely fucked up the butt by someone or something or a situation.

Luke: "My foreskin restoration device ripped my chaffed cock off!!!"
Oz: "Get goonk shaloonked chief."

by noobgoonker69 June 4, 2019

Goodie with the shploogy

Used to describe something good to its highest degree.
Can even be used to ask how is someone

Max: Hey dude, how was your weekend?

Ethan: It was goodie with the shploogy

Example 2:

Randy: What's goodie with the shploogy?

Naison: Everything is goodie with the shploogy, my vro!

by FrancisTheSocial March 29, 2022