The Shwits

When you have to shit so bad but have no where to relieve yourself your ass crack and body sweat.

While I was shopping at the mall I was struck with the shwits when I couldn't find a restroom in time.

by Ditter shwitzer March 24, 2016

Post Showtime Depression

The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.

Man the Post Showtime Depression hits hard

by Chief Of SNG August 14, 2023

your bitch is showing

The moment that you see a woman just starting to get irritated or upset....usually jealousy is involved.....

Hey, Babe....I was just getting that girl's phone number in case we ever need a dog sitter.....by the way, your bitch is showing!!

by Debnhim October 26, 2019

fa sho wit it

hiphoppish for: "for sure, i'm with it."

mc peepants: "yo! zed... ya wit it?"

dj zed: "fa sho wit it"

by klugscheisser June 13, 2005

your bitch is showing

It's like saying to someone "your slip is showing" .....the moment that you see a woman just starting to get irritated or upset....usually jealousy is involved.....

Hey, Babe....I was just getting that girl's phone number in case we ever need a dog sitter.....by the way, your bitch is showing!!

by Debnhim October 26, 2019

showet

When you try to type "shower" but type "showet" instead like a clown.

Speng: I just hopped out of the showet, good job
Alright: showet
Cyanellus: showet
Speng: showet
Music: showet
Shining: showet

by SpengleJon March 19, 2021

Shomit

To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.

"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.

by PJ July 26, 2003