Shomk

It the unknown and something that cannot be explained,
it can also be used as a way to censor the word fuck in a more intresting way.
but mostly it is used to annoy people who do not know the meaning of the word.

Now that was a shomk!

What the shomk are you doing !??!?

You don't know what shomk is?? what are the hell are you?
ok man look shomk is like... potatoes cominbed with heroin and hardcore dancing in rainy day on a boat mid way to the atlantic ocean but not yet there!

by SilverXD May 27, 2010

shomp

1. a form of shut up
2. let someone know you disagree with them

Scott: hey wanna go...
Jay: shomp
Scott: c'mon...
Jay: Shomp
Scott: Ja..
Jay: SHOMP

by D-Burgs Finest April 1, 2003

Shommit

To shit and vommit simontaniously, usually resulting from extensive alcohol consumtion.

"My stomache is going crazy, I think I'm about to shommit, where can i find a bucket and a toilet?"

by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003

Shomitting

The act of shitting and vomitting simultaniously after a long night of drinking, possibly mixed with perscription drugs.

After Paul's blackout birthday party at the thirsty turtle, Jay came back to the dorm and was shomitting after drinking way too much mixed with muscle relaxants. This resulted in a trip to the hospital, and a night where no one can forget the little bit of what they remembered.

by Caroline Hall March 30, 2008

Shomits

The definition of the word Shomits is taking a shit and vomiting at the same time.

He woke up 7:30 am Sunday morning after drinking a lot Saturday night. He started to take a shit and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued shitting. Now that is what I call a serious case of the Shomits.

by Mackinaw June 10, 2013

shome

Getting dome in the shower.. a hybrid mix of shower and dome

Shower + dome = Shome

by SirLeche April 27, 2005

Shomosexual

Sho·mo·sex·u·al   

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.

Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:

- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter

Since John came out as being gay he's been such a shomosexual.

by Caseysace June 15, 2011