Shlaboodle

Slapping a fat bitch on her gick, but more commonly on the back rack.

Daym jamal, you've really lowered your standards. I heard that cow likes to be shlaboodled.

by tcprince August 4, 2011

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shelax

Rest from a relationship with a Girl.

Friend: I have gf problems dude.
Me: You need to Shelax, come play with us.

by SeanLucas November 12, 2014

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Shlax • shlag • shlad • Shax • Shlack • shlam • shla • shaxting • Shaxe • shelax

shlabaffel

Shlabaffel can mean basically anything like, food, sex etc its suposed to be used to annoy people

George: Do you like Shlabaffel

Muhammad: What is Shlabaffel?

George: What do you mean? Shlabaffel is Shlabaffel.

Muhammad: Jesus Christ! What is shlabaffel!

George: Well Shlabaffel is, you know Shlabaffel.

Muhammad: F*CK YOU

by RunCarSnowPen69 May 20, 2019

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Shlabby

The laziest person on earth he literally can’t use his vocal cords because there siting on the couch eating a bag of chips

Broham, Joe is so Shlabby he won’t even use the bathroom si he just pees on his tv!

by searchKahootRapByAP$OnSpotify! January 9, 2020

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Shaxting

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”

*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!

by Sproo March 2, 2021

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