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by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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Shlart

Laughing hard enough that you fart (lart, definition 3), only to discover that it was a shart.
"Um, holy shit, I just shlarted. I feel so gross... and that joke wasn't even that funny."
by ZombieShotgun October 14, 2009
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sharai

A beautiful girl with big boobs and will always still your heart. She can be weird at times but she can make you smile

Never let go of her she is hard to get
Person 1:Yo that Sharai girl had big boobs and she's perfect
Person 2: I know dude
by Dizzleeeee July 29, 2016
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Sharai

A beautiful girl with a fat ass and big boobs. She is passionate In what she does, she loves everyone. Even the people who hate her. She is sexually active and strives for men who are funny and are not afraid to hide their feelings. Never loose a sharai she is the best person you will ever meet.
Person 1:Do you see that sharai over there, she's perfect!
Person2: yea, she is the person you should strive for before I take her!
by Drizzled ice July 29, 2018
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shar-pei

Noun. The word derives from the winkled oriental dog of the same name and refers to a penis with excess foreskin to the extent that, when erect, the entire penis is still covered with skin to spare, i.e. the skin is still wrinkled like the dog hence the name. This type of penis is said to provide less stimulation during intercourse, and therfore can be used as an offense.
Apparently Fagan has got loads of forekin, Annie says he is a proper shar-pei!
by Nanky April 22, 2007
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Shlarf

A mixture of derogatory words such as shit, fuck, hell, ass, asshole. Can be used as a verb or noun
Azat: Ty is such a shlarf.
Carson: i know right
by Carson and azat February 7, 2017
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shlardz

A very fast girl she runs so fast donny nd markel nd manny cant keep up---shes also fine asf boyz just cant keep they hands off of her nd them legs of hers r so sexy
Dony: your slow, beat im faster then u

Markel: your slow ma, bae im srry but i dont talk to slow ppl
Manny: stfu your sloww, lol ya kel we dont talk to slow ppl

Shlardz: man fuck yall! Beat im fast big bitch 😭
-----2 days later they see shlardz run-----
Donny:god damn 😍
Markel: bae slide ma way 😍
Manny: shit u still slow buhh 😍
Shlardz: lmao fuck a duck
by Sexyndfast March 21, 2017
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