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metric shitload

a spin off term derived from "metric assload". someone heard a person say "metric assload" thought it was a cool phrase forgot the phrase then tried to use the phrase but didn't know it so they came up with metric shitload.
It is unclear whether the Metric Load or Fukton scale scale of measurement came first so both are acceptable in most countries.
dude, it's not a metric shitload...it's clearly a metric assload...i mean you see how it's spilling over right there...yea into that hole right there...anyway that part clearly makes it an assload.
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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shizzmadoogies

Another word for shit. Often used in the expression 'Holy shizzmadoogies!'
Lily- "How was your summer?"
Latoya- "It was great. I went to Korea for two weeks."
Lily- "Holy shizzmadoogies!! You lucky bizzognitch!"
by NothingChen September 21, 2005
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shirtloadz

A really awesome website where people can trade their clothes for free!!!!!
Yeah, that's right people free!!!!
Person 1: Dang it! I have too many cat shirts!
Person 2: Just go to Shirtloadz and swap it!
Person 1: Yes! Now I can get more cat shirts!
Person 2: *Sighs*
by shirtloadz September 1, 2019
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shitload

A load of mascerated shit held in a tank of a vessel. The load varies depending upon the size of the vessel. A recreational vessel will have a smaller shitload (20 G) than a commercial vessel (1000 G).
There's a shitload of stinking crap floating on the water.
by Sapon January 13, 2005
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shitload

A large amount, so large in fact that it is riculous... like a load of shit would be riduculous (that is why the word is shitload and not something ordinary like people-load).
Naman: How much homework do you have?
Virginia: A shitload!
by chettyB October 18, 2009
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fo' shizzlo bizzo

pass the butter
are you for real my friend?
that is a nice car my friend
i concur
by Raul March 8, 2003
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shizzadamn

1. usually emphasized as an exclamation or a realization

the day in hell that you finally realized you don't enjoy spreading mustard all over your friends mom's rear end while beating her in the thighs with cold cuts

singing

"why'd you have to go and make things so complicated"

2. Expressing the ultimate "holy mo fuggin shiznit" feeling.

3. A hat commonly worn by the Jewish community.

4. Jon's ass

5. Last night when Dave's girlfriend was all over Shug Knight. Caressing him ever so gently as she rode up and down on his extra large black horrible disgusting vein filled throbbing purple monkey dishwasher penis.
1. You're a nigger.

2. Shizzadamn those titties is huge nigga.

3. Look! Glock Beckenstein is wearing a shizzadamn. What a fag. lol.

4. Shizzadamn good gracious that ass is bodacious.

5. Shizzadamn.
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