shitdick

A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 July 19, 2006

shitdick

after a gay man has sex with his immigrant love slave, he has shit all over his dick

You my fine sir are a shitdick

by sproranher February 22, 2003

Shitkicker

One who tends to kick shit.

Luanne was just coming through the front door, and she shouted at me that I was a shitkicker, and she was right as I was in fact transporting a turd across the living room with my foot.

by Zhirgenhoff December 27, 2007

shitdick

It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.

"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"

by Mike G June 18, 2004

shitdick

When you are a dick of shit

Mark(fag)Gustidus

by Jer Kremski September 17, 2003

Shitpickletittyfuck

To show great anger or dismay

Ahhhhhh shitpickletittyfuck!!! You stepped on my toe!

by Tex Mex August 4, 2004

shitdick

A person who's penis bears the remnants of feces from an anal encounter

"Woah, did you here about Duff doing that chick up the ass?"

"Yeah, he's a total shitdick

by hellothar69er February 27, 2009