shitacid

That particularly vicious yellow-green type of liquid shit that stings your ring piece with such ferocity that immediate submersion in water is needed to cool the pain. Often brought on by over indulgence in chilli and other types of hot food, this is the bile and acid left over from the gastric digestive juices that are designed to break down food within the protection of the stomach’s walls. As it exits from your own back door area you feel a pain guaranteed to make you scream and blubber with each gush.

From the Latin: Acidicus Extremus Rectalis

“Dude – I feasted on some hot wings last night that burned me bad on the way out. But after the normal turd session, I had a bout of shitacid that left me screaming like a baby. I think I ripped myself a wider slot back there for sure.”
From the original screenplay of “Dude, my ring is ringing”

“What ho Jeeves, I was due to play a round of badminton this afternoon with Field Marshall Mountbatten, but I fear a torrent of shitacid might be about to visit my back passage at any moment. What say you attend with us and bring a wad of damp towels with you in case I have to rip out a beastly stream at some stage during the game?”
From Jeeves & Wooster Play Shuttlecock and Balls

by Monty Cornwall January 9, 2008

Shitacular

Something that went wrong or something that happened and was extremely shitty

Getting your dick caught in the toaster is shitacular.

by Matt April 17, 2003

shitabrick

e.g.when you find something out that really suprises you /an expression

I about shitabrick when I got off probation in only 2 years>

by jmil September 21, 2003

shitake mushrooms

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.

1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005

shitaphobia

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain

mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.

by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009

Shitaliture

Any reading materials which help pass the time in the bathroom.

Joe's preferred shitaliture is the morning news paper. It helps him pass the time among other things.

by them0st1nterestingman May 23, 2016

Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.

Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.

by tirtle July 2, 2018