Imperial Shitload

An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

I have an imperial shitload of work to do

by Slyph October 5, 2004

Gaydolf Shitler

Pertaining to a person who is as gay and shitty as Adolf Hitler. Usually the person thinks he is as mighty as Hitler, but everyone else knows he's just a gaydolf shitler

Why does Keith always claim all time QB? he sucks at throwing.

I know man....what a gaydolf shitler

by Actionman of first battalion September 15, 2009

shitey cloot

A shitty cloth
A Scots indication that someone is over fond of whisky

He'd sup whisky through a shitey cloot, so he would.

by stevie platts January 30, 2004

shitliture

Literature that you read while on the shitter

Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight

by El Bonerino June 16, 2010

shitlagmite

The drip of shit that remains after a bout of diarrhea.

I think I blew an o-ring and now there is a shitlagmite dangling off my ass.

by julikins January 20, 2014

Shillywiggins

a nickname for a helper, servant, or care giver that means they will do anything for you!

Come here shillywiggins!!

by Moosetracks#1 February 17, 2017

Shitlib

Someone who identifies as progressive and parrots meaningless and inconsequential identity politics, but is economically very firmly right wing. Shitlibs believe that the mainstream media is infallible, that large internet corporations shouldn't be subject to any restrictions by the government, that putting issues like labor rights, the cost of living, and healthcare over racism and sexism in terms of priorities is dangerous, that Joe Biden is beneficial to the working classes, and that the American democratic party is a beacon of goodness and morality. If you point out that none of those views are progressive, left wing, or just plain true in any way, shitlibs will tell you that you're a right winger and/or a Russian agent. Shitlibs are essentially exceptionally committed neolibs.

A shitlib is basically a conservative who likes dressing up his/her/their conservative politics with nonsensical liberal-sounding buzzwords.

by RandomAnonymouseUD February 17, 2023