shit load

A corruption of the term "shipload" of antiquity, as described the massive cargoes brought into harbor by sea-faring ships. Through association to the perjorative "shit" (itself a corruption of "shite"), the terms "fuck load", "ass load", and "butt load" were all created, the user, unaware of the origins of the term, substituting one curse word interchangeably for another. Over time, the second half of the expression also came to be substituted, most often in cases where "ton" was inserted for "load", whilst still maintaining the previously-replaced derisories as variations of the newly-coined phrase.

In its "proper" form, the phrase would be hyphenated and expressed as a linkage between two words to describe a third, correlated concept (i.e. "shit-load")

Americans commit a shit load of atrocities against the English Language!

by Sidgar August 14, 2013

shitlord

Amongst other things, an expression used by feminists to mock anyone who doesn't agree with their opinions.

"Hey, look, this man disagrees that men can't get raped!"
"Oh my God, what a shitlord!"

by haiyyu November 28, 2012

A Shit Load

A couple is 2, a few is three, and a shit load is six.

At the drive thru at McDonald's: I need a shit load of Happy Meals.
In court: I have a shit load of parking tickets.

by The Waylon December 31, 2014

shit load

Many, as in, more than a few in quantity.

Here's how you count in the ghetto:

One, two, three, and a shit load.

by word up March 19, 2003

Shitlord

1. A derogatory word used by fat activists on Tumblr to insult people who disagreed with them. Slang for gay person. The words has since been reassigned to mean someone who cares about health, and doesn't believe in fat activism or 'health at every size', and probably who frequents reddit.com/r/fatlogic. Shitlords have taken ownership of the word.

FA: Meghan told me the key to weight-loss is calories in/calories out. What a shitlord!

SL: Meghan said that? Didn't realize she was a fellow shitlord!

by Uosdwis R. Dewoh October 11, 2014

shit load of fuck

A creative phrase of exasperation most commonly used by the Angry Video Game Nerd

Why does this oak stake activate a magical orb, WOW!, What a shit load of fuck

by Taveon March 10, 2008

Shotload

1. Drinking an egregious amount of liquor in the form of shots.
2. Drinking a full glass of liquor from one of those oversized novelty shotglasses.

Bro #1: Whoa! Man, why is Timmy being a fucking dick!
Bro #2: Hey relax man, he drank a shotload.

by ChesterQPterodactyl July 13, 2012