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Shite or a haircut

(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.
"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"

Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.
by Davie B August 1, 2006
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shite pipe

Scottish word meaning the anal opening, "The Arse Hole".
"Dave shafted Sammy up the shite pipe".
by D-BUCK May 13, 2005
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shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.
"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"
by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009
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Shirley Manson

Singer and actress from Scotland. And a better shag than Jessica Simpson.
Shirley Manson: "But I was just thinking, while I’m singing ‘Run Baby Run,’ there are so many cute girls in the front row, just absolutely gorgeous girls. And I want to thank you for being here instead of at a fucking Jessica Simpson show.

Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."
by hannessensens July 22, 2009
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Shirtless

Something that should be seen more often in warmer weather.
Person 1: "That person is always shirtless! Does he own a shirt?"
Person 2: "He likes being shirtless. Just let him be."
by DW!! August 26, 2013
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Shirtless Bob

That one crazy dude in every neighbourhood who is almost exclusively seen without his shirt. Either ridiculously skinny due to too much exercise, or overweight due to too much alcohol. Best avoided by kids so they do not end up scarred for life.
Shirtless Bob's walking past the house again... lock the windows!
by meowlnir July 2, 2016
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shiftless

A person or action that is slow, without purpose, lurking, mal-intented

or unemployed i.e with-out shifts
Damone was at his other baby's momma's house while his mother searched endlessly for him because he was suppose to pick her up at the airport like he had promised. Man he is so damned shiftless!
by Giaa July 29, 2008
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