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Shitellite

A piece of shit sent into orbit.
Often mistaken for space junk.
NASA: The ISS got hit by a piece of space junk.
Me: No, that’s just a shitellite.
by gregben September 18, 2023
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shitrified

When something you witness is so shitty, it leaves you petrified from its shitness.
"This game leaves me shitrified, I hope no one else plays it."
by epic02284 February 21, 2024
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Shelfie

It’s a traditional Beer that can be found on the shelf at any Packie or store where they sell Beer. Not like the ones you can only get at breweries or specialty Beer stores
Tim’s a Beer snob, he only drinks IPA’s from Tree House Brewery, he doesn’t buy shelfies like Miller and Coors
by TimmyTorture March 13, 2024
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Shelfie stick

A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.
The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!
by Handy Man April 23, 2025
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Shitler Shelfie

A selfie taken on the toilet with an image of Hitlers face cropped over your own.
Dude what a nice shitler Shelfie you sent me, great job!
by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021
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Full of hypocritical pricks who think they're hard as shit, their SENCO is absolutely shocking, and people who are from Blakenall starts shagging their cousin in the disabled green toilets, and those whos parents make more than 50k a year, youll fit in with the snobby group of kids in year 10. If people actually want to come here, make sure you arent gay, trans, autistic/disabled, because you'll end up hanging yourself with a noose. Teachers obviously take sides with the popular kids and Mr Riley's bald head is a national treasure.
"Don't take your kid to Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy, you'll regret it."
by LithiumSnortium June 1, 2023
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Thursday Night Shitefest

The weekly wankathon held in the Unkited Kingdom during the 2020 coronavirus lockdown, to prove which neighbours can caress their own egoes the most vigorously.
Emma didn't take part in the Thursday Night Shitefest because her neighbours made showing support for key workers into a battle between themselves.
by Brucie's Bonus Package May 24, 2020
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