Dylan Shemon

Treats his body like a temple. Underdeveloped mind over developed penis. Doesn’t know the difference between screwing in a lightbulb and screwing your girl. Bang fanatic, but not the drink :|

Bitches be like “Dylan Shemon”

by Great gatsby nig May 21, 2020

shermono

red headed mexican slave who is definitly gay

shermano is coming squeeze your cheeks.
shermono is equivalent to firecrotch

by Mike Lang aka shermono March 17, 2005

Shermon

A person who talks rubbish to get attention.

‘Look at that video of that loser complaining again. What a Shermon!’

by crunker69 February 2, 2018

Shemona

A short little twat who is very annoying.

Fuck that Shemona girl. She a bitch.

by ThisNameIsTaken7 July 29, 2021

shagmonger

(Adj)a person who advocates shagging policies.
(V) shagmongering

Wow, he's quite the shagmonger.

John went shagmongering

by EndTask October 2, 2007

shemorrhage

Contraction of the two words shit hemorrhage. More likely to pass in polite conversation than the full use of shit. Possibly thinking you misspoke, slurred or that they misheard what you said.

Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...

Similar to the having of a a shit fit.

Pam is going to shemorrhage when I ask her to mover her precious truck to another parking place.

optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...

by word jockey August 21, 2013

sheemop

a dildo that sucks up orgasmic fluid

I just bought me a sheemop

by TheDarkSavior47 October 25, 2016