Shalinked

The act of being denied or bamboozled. When Murphys Law sets in.

I was going to go out with my friends tonight but got shalinked.

by Tschlonger January 5, 2018

Shadlin

A girl who has a hidden personality. She is talented and funny and will make you smile no matter what mood your in her life is in the world of her life. If you know her you are one of the luckiest people in the world.

Your so lucky that you have a shadlin

by Hahalooo May 13, 2019

Shalimar

Shalamar : A hand job while showing your boobs

"I ain't giving you no Shalimar for ten bucks! It got to be thirty bucks or I ain't giving!

by anonymous August 3, 2023

chillin' like a shaolin monk

When someone is so chill they are down to the level of a shaolin monk. They are very cool and down to Earth, almost in a meditative state.

Johnny was in debt up to his ears, he lost his job and his wife divorced him. To top it off, some kid just broke his LCD tv. But all that didn't matter, because he was chillin' like a shaolin monk.

by slamm3r_911 March 27, 2011

Shaolin Finger jab

An exceptionally hard kung fu blow, using only two fingers, that will cause blood to spurt out of the area hit.

Or fingering a girl with excessive force

'Huh, Shaolin Finger Jab'- The White Abbott of the Wu-Tang

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"She was being a noisy bitch, so i Shaolin finger jabbed her.'

by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007

Shaolin Surprise

When having sex with a woman doggy style, have a bald Asian man come in and real quickly switch off and see how long it takes the girl to turn around and realize.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.

Yeah dude, I gave Jess the Shaolin Surprise the other night. She was lovin that shit till she turned around and saw Cheng!

by Rofellos December 10, 2007

shaolin

Nickname for Staten Island one of the five boroughs of New York City. Wu Tang Clan a famous rap group is said to have come up with this nickname.

Shaolin = staten island

by Jersey kid February 13, 2008