A term to describe a short male (that is legal of age) that possesses a ginormous cock and massive balls. These types of people usually shot loads so massive that it could break a condom.
Girl 1: “man she’s so lucky, I want me a shortpack that could make my pussy look an inbred cloyster after sex.”
Guy 1: “girl, what the fuck on you on?”
Girl 1: “your face”
Guy 1: “girl, what the fuck on you on?”
Girl 1: “your face”
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A riot broke out on Halloween near the University of Oregon. People in that area were not prepared for the shartnado that was about to be unleashed in the time prior.
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Shartnack • shartnado • Shartface • shaftwack • shareback • sharkack • Sharkjacking • Shartacus • shartsuckler • shortneck
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