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Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.
Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
by Concho June 29, 2012
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Staining Wood

Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"
"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"
by Megatron81 July 6, 2014
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Shayning

Capitilizing every single word.
Someone who is shayning : Yo Yo I Am So Leet Because I Type Like This And It Makes me Look like A Fool

Me: Why don't you just type normally?
by darkmyst October 7, 2006
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Shining

Displaying one's penis, usually in public, often discreetly (for example by letting just the tip hang out of the fly of the pants) - not a sexual thing but more usually as a joke or a visual statement of derision.
<showing pictures from his European trip) "Hahaha and here's me Shining next to the Eiffel Tower!"
by Avi G October 28, 2010
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Shining the Holy Ark

A game on the sega saturn, in my opinion one of the best games ever created
Hey lets go play Shining the Holy Ark
by jdfikbivobgfsvbnfgibngftohnbio December 10, 2009
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shining the lemur

My ex-girlfriend is ambidextrous; she could type 35 words per minute with her right hand while shining the lemur with her left hand until climax.
by shinylemur November 24, 2011
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