sexpect

The act of expecting sex on a first date or sometime early in a relationship or date

Diane was telling me about her blind date last night. He was sexpecting something great from her but he was ugly as shit so she didn't give him any.

by Janice Feet May 21, 2006

Sexday

Make-out Monday,
Titty Tuesday,
Hump day (Wednesday),
Thick-Thigh Thursday,
Full-Fuck Friday,
Suck-Off Saturday,
Switch-It-Up Sunday.

Hey, what Sexday is it?

Oh, It's Switch-It-Up Sunday, so we should try something new.

by Nitrousdragon June 18, 2019

sexident

When you have sex that you didnt plan on having (like having sex while you're drunk)

*person one calls person two*
person 1: hey sorry i was a bit drunk last night
person 2: oh thats okay. it was just a sexident.

by Natalie and Andria January 19, 2006

Sexperienced

Sexually experienced. Advanced sexual partner. A master of erogenous zones and sexual pleasure.

The Taurus male is usually a very sexperienced lover.

by TaureanTiger May 13, 2010

Sexdorable

A portmanteau of "Sexy" and "Adorable", normally used to describe something that could be considered both of those things. Compare and contrast Moe.

That catgirl is so sexdorable.

by Beltom July 8, 2010

Sexpen

1) A penis, or phallic object.

2) A dildo pen. Thus a pen you have sex with.

3) A play pen for orgies.

1) "Can I play with your sexpen?"

2) "Dude, I forgot to take my sexpen out of my bag, and it almost fell out in front of my boss!"

3) "Would you like to join me in the sexpen, its an all-nighter."

by The two witches December 5, 2010

Sexducation

1.Proof that knowledge is power !

2.In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.

4.The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword

3.A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed

4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not

5.Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns

6.The reason your dad still has his spark

7.Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !

8.The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth

9.The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)

Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.

The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.

Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.

Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D

Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day

by zingeraddict October 8, 2011