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sephoralitis

Disease caused by using too many Sephora products and being overly obsessed with make-up. Side effects include blotchy skin, anxiety after a length of time without purchasing Sephora products and drained bank accounts.
Kellie just spent $500 at Sephora and became a gold member from buying too much eyeshadow. She must have sephoralitis
by obtx23 November 29, 2014
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Separation Depression

When you get so attached to them you become depressed when you leave their presence.
Emma: hey how are you??
Jasmine: Eh could be better. I left Anthonys house earlier and im going through separation depression.
by Inferno6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ November 29, 2020
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married and separated

IN BRIEF: Married and keep to self.
NOTE: Married and separated DOES NOT MEAN married but separated. It simply means you are married, but when you're away from spouse, you don't bother anybody.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 10, 2009
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quis separabit

(Latin)Who shall separate (us)?
Much Latin is used in writing.
by Larstait November 15, 2003
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Perhaps the most ignored and misunderstood part of the 1st Amendment, even the whole damn Constitution. This concept derives from the establishment and free exercise clauses of the 1st Amendment.

The government CANNOT give preference to any religion, yet we still have "in God We Trust" on our currency, "One nation under God" in our Pledge of Allegiance, and legal marriage rights are dictated by the Church.

There may be no restrictions on religion.... well almost. Numerous Supreme Court cases have allowed for some restrictions (no polygamy for mormons, no peyote use for some native american religions, and no animal sacrifices for some religions, i guess) but these restrictions are for EVERYONE, not just against a particular group (so it's technically not discrimination).

Essentially, people are free to BELIEVE what they want (even if they aren't allowed to PRACTICE their beliefs in some cases) and people are free FROM religion.
Thank God (Ironic? I think not) that there is such a thing as Separation of Church and State. Imagine being forced to believe a certain way or being punished by law for believing something.

Marriage is both a legal and religious institution. WTF? Don't we have separation of church and state?

Guess what? I believe that a giant spaghetti monster sits on a throne of meatballs and laughs at all of humanity's follies. I can believe what I want.
by AnySensiblePerson September 15, 2009
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Bro Separator

When you put a sleeping bag in the middle of the bed when two bros are forced to sleep together.
Bro 1: "Man, 2 beds and 3 bros."
Bro 2: "Dibbs on sleeping alone!"
Bro 3: "Alright, I'll get the bro separator."
by Drewdle25 December 27, 2011
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separation of church and state junk

When an airhead/paid escort gets elected to government without ever reading the Constitution.
Lauren Boebert: THIS IS AMERICA! WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION!
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"
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