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A disorder in which somebody makes up or exaggerates a mental illness for attention. Someone likely has this condition if they are constantly making posts on social media about their insurmountable struggles dealing with (e.g. anxiety, depression) and seem to always have the need to remind others about how sick or damaged they are. These people also typically make vague posts of their dire distress in order to obtain sympathy and bait people into talking to them about it. It is common for these individuals to use their illness as an excuse for their behavior, esp. when treating others poorly yet expects those same people feel sorry for them. Those affected by ASCD typically make little or no effort to get better from their supposed illness because they are more interested in getting attention than improving their quality of life. The demographic most affected by this ailment are adolescent females who spend too much time on their phones utilizing social media.
John: "Wow I can't look at facebook without seeing Sophie sharing depression quotes all the time!"
Brian: "You should just unfriend her, bro. she has Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder."
by WhoLikesBananas August 22, 2017
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serving

Joey is serving ecstasy, marijuana, cocaine and mushrooms. My other friend Carlos is selling acid, percocets, crack and amphetamines though. Who do you want to call?
by emoc December 22, 2004
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Seeding

When one dude cums inside another dude who is really horny and he wants to own him with his cum so he pushes it all inside him and makes him take every last drop of it with no condom holding it back
"Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"
by Brady's Bitch December 21, 2009
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sleeving

To eat an entire sleeve of cookies, preferably girl scout cookies.
"That fat guy has crumbs all over his face. He must have been sleeving."
by flavanugz April 1, 2009
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serving raisons

The wonderful act of cold taking its toll and erecting the female nipple to the extent in which it is fully visible through the shirt.

A females cold nipples.

A very hard set up nipples.
"Yo did you see that chick? Yea she was serving raisons!"
by John Scan... July 21, 2006
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Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.
That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!
by Stevehnh April 10, 2011
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Serving looks

1. Serving looks means looking good or, 2. Giving someone a dirty looks.
1. She was serving looks she looked so good
2. He was so bitter, he was serving looks at me all day
by X0X0fff August 25, 2016
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