sympathy seeking disorder

Sympathy Seeking Disorder. A made-up term obviously but, for those who don’t quite understand this, it refers to the person who dwells on the “woe is me” aspects of life. They are truly miserable; the eternal victim of life. They reserve the right to communicate their frustrations with their “wrong doer’s” publically to get sympathy, via social media; facebook in particular with extremely obvious status updates which they deem pseudo cryptic. They refuse to take responsibility for their own actions and appear incredibly weak.
All of her FB status's about karma and man bashing since her divorce lead me to believe that she suffers from a sympathy seeking disorder.
by Pal in Oz April 02, 2014
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attention seeking whore

1) someone who will do anything to get attention; namely whore herself out, sleep around, cry for no reason, dance like a slut, etc.
2) someone who has a folder full of their "selfies" on their desktop
3) someone who wears a shirt as a dress and says "oops!!"
4) she feels like she's in constant competition with people even though there CLEARLY is no competition
5) doesn't understand why "good guys don't like her" even though she's obvs a slut
Mary, you're such an attention seeking whore!! Pull your dress down!
by the mary-opposition-coalition October 31, 2008
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cum and go seek

when you ejactulate on her face. you go hide while she cleans out her eyes. then she comes and finds you.
hey baby. lets cum and go seek.

Purely for male entertainment this game is all about the thrill of the chase. The guy cums on her face and while she is temporarily blinded you (the male) go and hide. Upon regaining sight she comes and finds you. what happens after that... we don't know.

(him) o my god baby I'm bout to cum.
(her) yes yes i want to cum for me
(him) ok baby i gonto cum on your face.
(her) o my god i can't see anything.
(him) Cum and go seek baby.
by cnmgoseeker October 11, 2015
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if u seek amy

phonetic for f u c k m e. originated from a britney spears song.
love me hate me say what you want about me but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if u seek amy.
by PussandraJones December 14, 2008
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internet hide and seek

when you cant get wireless internet in your current position, and you have to move around in different places to find a connection. the internet is a sneaky little bastard dont let it fool you.
Garret: "God damnit i cant get internet."

Alex: "Go look for it."

Garret: "I dont feel like playing internet hide and seek."
by garsgro November 17, 2010
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if you seek amy

v: F-U-C-K ME
obvious pronunciation: eff/if-you-see-kay-me

Britney Spears' newest controversial single to hit the radio waves causing a ruckus in what seems to be the adult world. Currently laws in which deem songs offensive or unsuitable are not being completely considered because the lyrics and title are being acknowledged as an embedded message. However it may not last long since Britney and her camp are already considering revamping the song.
"all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy"

quick kiddies cover your ears!
by ae123456 January 28, 2009
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If You Seek Amy

A song by Britney Spears but can be code for "Fuck Me"
If(f) You(u) See-(c) k(k) amy(me)
"fuck me"
Example 1: Hey Jill are you gonna if you seek amy tonight?
Example 2: Have you heard the song "If You Seek Amy"
by irulez1287 April 03, 2009
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