Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).
by Actry_ April 30, 2022
Get the Anti-Seahorsismmug. by zackofballs January 4, 2024
Get the Daddy Seahorsemug. It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively
by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020
Get the seahorse relationshipmug. by An Ex convict October 4, 2013
Get the seahorse juicemug. When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.
Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.
by Clibbz June 19, 2019
Get the Seahorsedmug. by Mozza1 February 16, 2020
Get the Chocolate seahorsemug. when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.
by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011
Get the upper seahorsemug.