Sociosexual Hierarchy

The male equivalent of Astrology

Dude: astrology is so stupid bro like they're just some symbols

*proceeds to obsess over some greek symbols and a made up sociosexual hierarchy pyramid*

by tyjtyjftyjddghj January 17, 2024

Sutosexual

Being attracted to a 5’7”, brown hair, slightly autistic, small leg, big arm man child who was on a Mr beast video, AKA Doodle Bug Master, who’s main priority is shields, who is also friends with a small, petite, black man that works at bookworld

Me to small leg man: Can you give me a blumkin? I’m sutosexual.

by DoodleBugMasterEnjoyer March 13, 2024

Solosexual

Someone that only engages in sex acts with themselves ( masturbation is the only sex they get)

Poor Xavier, his girl won't put out so now he's a solosexual.

by User unfriendly May 2, 2024

Sorasexuality

When you are attracted to LEGO Ninjago Sora

I love Sorasexuality! Sora is REALLY HOT

by Sorasrab May 10, 2025