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Scrooge mumble

(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.
A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.
by The Working Dead October 8, 2016
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Scrooge

Nope. You are trying to do a "single white female" to me and now you are pivoting to trying to guilt-trip me into letting you keep parts of my life but you can't have ANY of it. Not even a little bit. And YOU can't interpret MY behavior the way I vam do to YOU because YOU don't KNOW anything and are DUMB. Not intelligent in any way shape or form. BUT... People don't LIKE the things I've said so they are willing to believe you when you claim to be able to do something you can't actually do.
Hym "So I'm not a scrooge. You're just doing a 'single white female.' That's it. There is nothing beyond that."
by Hym Iam December 15, 2025
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Ebenezer Scrooged

The act of handcuffing your partner's feet and wrists to a metal bed frame and putting ear muffs on to deaden the noise from the metal on metal.
I totally Ebenezer Scrooged this chick after she told me to tie her down. She said her ears were ringing afterward!
by SconnieJoe January 29, 2024
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Ebenezer's scrooge

When you remove your genital pubic hair and place it in your mate's mouth during intercourse, or afterwards. It can either be swallowed by the mate, or can be glued on to the mate's face.
Since I've put that Ebenezer's scrooge on my girlfriend's face, every time I kiss her i can taste my penis.
by TheGuyWithALotOfTime October 20, 2010
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Scrooge McDucking

The act of stuffing spare change into one’s vagina and then proceeding with sexual intercourse
We hit it big on the penny slots. We are going to celebrate by Scrooge McDucking her with the tokens.
by MrMister004 March 10, 2022
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