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Screechies

The excrements of waste left around the anus after a thorough expulsion of poop. Sometimes caught in anus hair, Screechies are common to the average male and rarely occur in female anuses. (this is because female humans do not, in fact, poo at all)
"Duuuude my Screechies are just makin my but itch like crazy!"

"Yo, I saw a guy eat his freaking Screechies the other day"

"Man I am sweating so much, that my Screechies are turning to liquid!"
by Dr. Wilma May 2, 2006
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Scratching the Record

When a girl "Scratches their record" they're masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their clitoris.
"Dude, She was scratching the record all night, last night"
by ryaneschevere March 8, 2010
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cunt scratchers

A crude terminology for ones fingers, most often used by bogans or workers in a trade-type evironment.
Oi Andy, wrap your cunt scratchers around this fridge... it's fuckin heavy and i need some help lifting it
by Capalaba scum October 8, 2007
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scratcher

A tattoo artist who is untrained and usually can't tatoo worth a shit. They frequently place their clients health at risk by re-using needles, not sterilizing equipment, and not covering their machines.
"Wow, that tattoo looks all splotchy and blurred. You're artist is a fucking scratcher!"
by NChick1987 December 28, 2005
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scratchitti

A form of grafitti where a person uses a sharp object to scratch his or her message into a wall or object.
Did you see the scratchitti in the bathroom stall? Apparently, somebody had sexual relations with my mother last night.
by Tad_Strongo January 14, 2009
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Scratchin' fleas

1. Slang for scratching an itch in the pubic area, notably caused by crabs.

2. Something a dirty hoe performs regularly but denies vehemently:
at least dis bitch ain't be scratchin' fleas, yo
by Ziggy Q August 6, 2011
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scratchgasam

The almost inponderable joy of scratching and itch.

This is especially amazing when the itch is one that a) you havn't been able to scratch thus far or b) unknow until you begane the scratching experience.
Scratchgasam:
Kate: My legs were super itchy last night after shaving three days ago

Sarah: Im assuming you scratched it

Kate: Damn straight, it was scratgasmic

see orgasm
by IHideWhereTheyCan'tFindMe February 17, 2012
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