The excrements of waste left around the anus after a thorough expulsion of poop. Sometimes caught in anus hair, Screechies are common to the average male and rarely occur in female anuses. (this is because female humans do not, in fact, poo at all)
"Duuuude my Screechies are just makin my but itch like crazy!"
"Yo, I saw a guy eat his freaking Screechies the other day"
"Man I am sweating so much, that my Screechies are turning to liquid!"
"Yo, I saw a guy eat his freaking Screechies the other day"
"Man I am sweating so much, that my Screechies are turning to liquid!"
by Dr. Wilma May 2, 2006
Get the Screechies mug.When a girl "Scratches their record" they're masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their clitoris.
by ryaneschevere March 8, 2010
Get the Scratching the Record mug.A crude terminology for ones fingers, most often used by bogans or workers in a trade-type evironment.
Oi Andy, wrap your cunt scratchers around this fridge... it's fuckin heavy and i need some help lifting it
by Capalaba scum October 8, 2007
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by NChick1987 December 28, 2005
Get the scratcher mug.A form of grafitti where a person uses a sharp object to scratch his or her message into a wall or object.
Did you see the scratchitti in the bathroom stall? Apparently, somebody had sexual relations with my mother last night.
by Tad_Strongo January 14, 2009
Get the scratchitti mug.1. Slang for scratching an itch in the pubic area, notably caused by crabs.
2. Something a dirty hoe performs regularly but denies vehemently:
2. Something a dirty hoe performs regularly but denies vehemently:
by Ziggy Q August 6, 2011
Get the Scratchin' fleas mug.The almost inponderable joy of scratching and itch.
This is especially amazing when the itch is one that a) you havn't been able to scratch thus far or b) unknow until you begane the scratching experience.
This is especially amazing when the itch is one that a) you havn't been able to scratch thus far or b) unknow until you begane the scratching experience.
Scratchgasam:
Kate: My legs were super itchy last night after shaving three days ago
Sarah: Im assuming you scratched it
Kate: Damn straight, it was scratgasmic
see orgasm
Kate: My legs were super itchy last night after shaving three days ago
Sarah: Im assuming you scratched it
Kate: Damn straight, it was scratgasmic
see orgasm
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