scrabster

When a dog starts shagging your leg

I went round my mates the other day and his dog started going for it on my leg, the little Scrabster

by Drewidthegreat August 31, 2017

schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

scarpster

One who lives, runs and plays along the (metaphorical) edge of a cliff. The fool simply walks over the edge, the scarpster plays against it. (root: scarp or escarpment)

(over heard at the party) ".. check out Quintin, he's quite the scarpster."

by nomwou May 2, 2011

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by ANONYMOUS Firefox January 11, 2021

turd scrambler

Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.

Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."

Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."

by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013

Clam Scrambler

The unwashed hands of a female who has recently "rubbed one out" A.K.A. masturbated.

No matter how clean the bathroom is you never know whose nasty unwashed clam scrambler just touched the door knob.

by Stankle Toof May 2, 2019

Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood

"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"

by Child manh April 25, 2023