scousers are inhabitants of the city of liverpool in the UK, officially the roughest chaviest place in the word where more than half of the people are on the dole. liverpool is full of run down council houses, boarded up shops, graffiti and a group of chavs on evry street corner.
scousers are portrayed in the media as thieving, violent, inbred, drug abusing, scumbags who sign on as soon as they leave school, if they went that is... and this is a fairly accurate portrayal.
most scousers either support everton or liverpool football clubs, with those seen as supporting everton as 'real' scousers or liverpudlians and liverpool supporters seen as glory hunting chavs who cant realise that their club has had its time.
scousers and 'Mancs' traditionally have a rivarly based on football. With Manchester Uniteds recent success and liverpools failure to win a cup in years they barley have a case to argue however the rivarly is one of the most bitter in football and rightly so.
all scousers want to shag steven gerrard or jamie charrager... when they are not shagging there mum, sister or cousin that is.
scousers speak with an anoying sqeeky accent like their balls havent dropped and can not pronounce a C or K with out growling and bring in up all flem possible in the back of their throats. The scouse accent is easily the most annoying and roughest.
scousers are portrayed in the media as thieving, violent, inbred, drug abusing, scumbags who sign on as soon as they leave school, if they went that is... and this is a fairly accurate portrayal.
most scousers either support everton or liverpool football clubs, with those seen as supporting everton as 'real' scousers or liverpudlians and liverpool supporters seen as glory hunting chavs who cant realise that their club has had its time.
scousers and 'Mancs' traditionally have a rivarly based on football. With Manchester Uniteds recent success and liverpools failure to win a cup in years they barley have a case to argue however the rivarly is one of the most bitter in football and rightly so.
all scousers want to shag steven gerrard or jamie charrager... when they are not shagging there mum, sister or cousin that is.
scousers speak with an anoying sqeeky accent like their balls havent dropped and can not pronounce a C or K with out growling and bring in up all flem possible in the back of their throats. The scouse accent is easily the most annoying and roughest.
a scouser is normally wearing a tracksuit, with their tracky bottoms tucked in their socks and a cap on the back of their head, normally wearing a soverign ring, a skin head is a must and probably a tattoo of their own name or their ex's.
Any tramp who looks like that have been in a fight over a can of stella
sign on , sign on
with hope in your heart
because you'll nevvveeerrrr get a job
no you'll neeeevvvvveeeeeerrrrrr get a job
sign on , sign on
Any tramp who looks like that have been in a fight over a can of stella
sign on , sign on
with hope in your heart
because you'll nevvveeerrrr get a job
no you'll neeeevvvvveeeeeerrrrrr get a job
sign on , sign on
by Godscity-manc August 7, 2009
Get the Scouser mug.Horrible cunts from the biggest shithole that is liverpool. The lads wear shellsuits, and in every sentence say "la". Make sure you have a umbrella with you as they spit as they speak. Anyone male who has 3mm longer hair is apparently "gay laaaaaaaa" and they are child killers.
They call people from st. helens woolbacks but they are too thick to realise that the term refers to someone who worked on the docks in the 60's. The women are butt ugly and usally sport quiffs, bleached white hair, and apply their make up with shovels.
They call people from st. helens woolbacks but they are too thick to realise that the term refers to someone who worked on the docks in the 60's. The women are butt ugly and usally sport quiffs, bleached white hair, and apply their make up with shovels.
by niggsy09 October 8, 2009
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by manc_chimp October 16, 2008
Get the Scousers mug.u make me sick people on here probably havent even been to liverpool and ur sitting there calling them if u took the time to come here u'd know that we dont have perms that went out years ago and were do u get shell suits from and if u must know lascoste is a very expensive brand
by leonie August 27, 2004
Get the Scouser mug.some1 from liverpool, city with less crime and unemployement dan manchester...but we'l stil put a stanley blade across the neck of any fuckin manc
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by scouser17 July 7, 2005
Get the scouser mug.Born to the English city of Liverpool. Have great passion for travel, as witnessed by drug dealers, car thieves and housebreakers throughout the U.K speaking in a silly accent(see Harry Enfied circa 1980 or circa 1980 soap opera Brookside). Might be seen supporting former successful (circa 1980) soccer team Liverpool FC; now sold out to American business men and most famous for inventing the saying "this year will be our year".
by Cockney Mouser October 10, 2008
Get the Scouser mug.Someone who supports Liverpool FC, but doesn't even know where Merseyside is, nevermind Liverpool.
Easy to spot in their replica shirts with the name of a player on the back who's since moved to a bigger club.
Believe they have kudos for 'always supporting them', despite being a glory hunter in the first place.
Easy to spot in pubs around Surrey and the south of England, talking in cockney accents, waving a copy of the Sun about, shouting about "plastic mancs".
Easy to spot in their replica shirts with the name of a player on the back who's since moved to a bigger club.
Believe they have kudos for 'always supporting them', despite being a glory hunter in the first place.
Easy to spot in pubs around Surrey and the south of England, talking in cockney accents, waving a copy of the Sun about, shouting about "plastic mancs".
by NCB76 February 23, 2010
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