1 definition by Godscity-manc

scousers are inhabitants of the city of liverpool in the UK, officially the roughest chaviest place in the word where more than half of the people are on the dole. liverpool is full of run down council houses, boarded up shops, graffiti and a group of chavs on evry street corner.

scousers are portrayed in the media as thieving, violent, inbred, drug abusing, scumbags who sign on as soon as they leave school, if they went that is... and this is a fairly accurate portrayal.

most scousers either support everton or liverpool football clubs, with those seen as supporting everton as 'real' scousers or liverpudlians and liverpool supporters seen as glory hunting chavs who cant realise that their club has had its time.

scousers and 'Mancs' traditionally have a rivarly based on football. With Manchester Uniteds recent success and liverpools failure to win a cup in years they barley have a case to argue however the rivarly is one of the most bitter in football and rightly so.

all scousers want to shag steven gerrard or jamie charrager... when they are not shagging there mum, sister or cousin that is.

scousers speak with an anoying sqeeky accent like their balls havent dropped and can not pronounce a C or K with out growling and bring in up all flem possible in the back of their throats. The scouse accent is easily the most annoying and roughest.
a scouser is normally wearing a tracksuit, with their tracky bottoms tucked in their socks and a cap on the back of their head, normally wearing a soverign ring, a skin head is a must and probably a tattoo of their own name or their ex's.

Any tramp who looks like that have been in a fight over a can of stella

sign on , sign on
with hope in your heart
because you'll nevvveeerrrr get a job

no you'll neeeevvvvveeeeeerrrrrr get a job

sign on , sign on
by Godscity-manc August 8, 2009
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